This post is dedicated to the birthday girl, Crazy4rich. This is her very special birthday story:
“Hi Rocio. I know it’s so late and it’s your birthday and all, but would you come over? I would really like to see you.”
Rocio drops the phone and runs out the door.
Jean opens the door with a smile on his face. “I’m so sorry I don’t have a birthday present for you. I hope you aren’t mad at me.”
Rocio gives him her answer: A big kiss that catches him off guard.
“You really aren’t mad? I was so worried. Those other women….they expect so much from me. They don’t understand. They think I have control over the Shirt Button Impairment Syndrome. They don’t know that some days I struggle to even keep a shirt on. It’s a serious problem, Rocio. This is why I drink so much coffee; it helps me stay warm on these cold days, but then it also keeps me awake at night. Can you help me?
Rocio calms his fears. “Of course I can!”
“You. Are. Amazing!” exclaims Jean. “I think I can finally say, thanks to you, I’m getting some sleep tonight.”
Jean smiles that cheeky smile. “Oh, and Rocio? You are now in heaven!”
Jean Dujardin & Alexandra Lamy : Un gars, une fille
Parody of “Eyes Wide Shut”, (Stanley Kubrick).
Oscar winner Jean Dujardin strips in a laundry room to “I heard it through the grapevine” (Un Gars/Une Fille) - part 01.